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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
  • someone’s about to break a timpani head

I can only imagine the pain of the person who ended up with the oboe.

imploding-with-feels:

managerie76:

bunjywunjy:

raggedy-bowties:

little-goose:

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert reading Anthony Weiner’s sext messages.

at first I thought he was reading 50 shades of grey

Stephen Colbert just turned bright red

at first I thought he was reading 50 shades of grey

are we going to ignore the EXTRA SET OF HANDS?

myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

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ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

b-ak3d:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

The quote is what makes this

lmfao

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

lostwithoutathought:

C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down 

penis-hilton:

wow duDE TAG YORU SPOILERS






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